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Post by redshirt on Oct 26, 2006 16:34:09 GMT -6
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Oct 26, 2006 16:57:58 GMT -6
Yeah, that's pretty cool. Wish I could do that, but I guess I'll settle for regular TPKs... (sorry...)
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Oct 31, 2006 18:37:57 GMT -6
boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=728537I just thought this was funny, especially the "grammar Hitler" who can't spell. It's super long, but entertaining if you have absolutely nothing to do. And aortscommander's dissertation on evil is awesome (page 6, I think).
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gypsymullo
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"This is usually the part when people start screaming."
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Post by gypsymullo on Nov 10, 2006 8:34:57 GMT -6
Whoever knew there was an actual use for soap operas? Will wonders never cease?  I must say the whole Gelatinous Cube thing was pretty damn funny. Also, on the last one Toran A Sunder had a signature that I thought was so great I had to post the damn thing here.... "Kender sorcerer wild mage? Think about it! A Kender rod of wonder! THAT my friends, is how you take over the world." BUTTERFLIES! lmao ;D |
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Post by Gir on Jan 12, 2007 13:36:57 GMT -6
Jamie is ready to play too... she wants to be the boss we have to fight... ;D
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Jan 12, 2007 14:28:26 GMT -6
Whens the next game? I want to play  I was waiting for word from you guys. I assumed that it would be a while due to your little bundle of terror--I mean joy! Let me know, I'll be ready. |
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Jan 13, 2007 9:08:30 GMT -6
Alrighty then. I'll be ready. I hope.
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Post by Gir on Jan 13, 2007 13:13:06 GMT -6
if you're not ready Jamie will have to DM  |
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Feb 21, 2007 18:27:32 GMT -6
Rules Compendium...hmm. Might be handy, but it just seems like they want me to buy something I already own. Nah, I must be wrong! They surely wouldn't do that!!
And is it my imagination, or is that a flayer head on the cover of MMV? Nice!
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Post by Gir on Feb 21, 2007 21:16:15 GMT -6
of course they want you to buy something and I'm sure they don't care if you own it or not... anything for a profit... but can you blame them? anyone want to buy a baby? she's epic and I think she can defeat all the big dragons even if they work as a team.
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Feb 22, 2007 20:15:28 GMT -6
of course they want you to buy something and I'm sure they don't care if you own it or not... anything for a profit... but can you blame them? anyone want to buy a baby? she's epic and I think she can defeat all the big dragons even if they work as a team. No, I don't blame them for wanting me to buy something--they are a corporation, and making money is what they want to do, naturally. And I'm sure that the Rules Compendium is a very fine product: all the rules, plus errata, all collected in one handy reference volume. But they can't fool me! And you have a baby for sale? Epic you say? And able to defeat all the big dragons? I require more information. The model, year of make, color. Is there any rust? Is the baby housebroken? Does she bark for no reason, or only at strangers? Besides dragon slaying, does the baby have any other important skills or talents? Is the baby authentic, or just a rip-off (and yes, I can spot a fake)? What is the asking price? Are you willing to negotiate? Do you own the baby? (I will be very perturbed if, upon completion of the transaction, I find that the baby has been stolen.) |
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Post by Gir on Feb 23, 2007 15:28:19 GMT -6
Yes, I do have a baby for sale. She can indeed defeat all the big dragons in 4 activations or less. (depending on the roll of the dice)... She is a light tan color and often cloaked in black, green, or purple. There is no rust or tarnish though there is some redness when her sonic scream is in use. She only barks when hungry or gassy, or when she's not getting the attention she desires. (strangers mean nothing to her) Other skills she has includes such things as stench, a ranged attack with acid and lactose damage, she is immune to sleep and calming spells, and even Balor himself cannot enslave her. She is authentic 100% pure baby and I not only own the baby I made her myself. I'm only asking a mere 100k and if you want to negotiate I will hear you out.
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Feb 25, 2007 2:38:03 GMT -6
Well, you've answered all my questions, and the baby seems to be everything I'm looking for. Except for the fact that it's a baby... And 100k is a little steep. How about 100 cents? I would maybe do that. And on a completely different note, Xombie ran an excellent game tonight! There was a lot of horseplay (didn't mind it, too much, since I instigated a lot of it :  , but the game was great. The time travel thing was cool, and I like killin' giants! I think I'll like killin' a drow even more. Mmm hmm. There was a question about treasure, and personally I think that we're pretty loaded so far as magic toys goes. (I wouldn't mind better armor, of course, but I don't really need it. And I have enough gadgets to keep me satisfied. For now...) We seem to be pretty uber for our level. I'm really looking forward to the next game. And Xombie, I think you have all the info you need about Heller's Rest and the Dragon's Hoard Inn, but if you need anything let me know and I'll try to get it to you in time. (Sometimes I'm kind of anal about continuity; I don't know if anybody else is. [Gir and Gypsy should now feel free to point out any continuity slips that I've made. Sigh.]) Anyway, good game Xombie. Give yourself 1000 bonus DM xp! |
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Post by ig2000 on Mar 3, 2007 7:36:35 GMT -6
30. Bat Familiar (6pts) Uncommon Tiny (Magical Beast) ANY Lvl/Save 1 AC 16 Spd F8 HP 5 Melee +3 (5) Flight Requires Spellcaster Attendant (does not count as a creature for the purpose of warband construction. Your warband cannot contain more than 1 Bat Familiar for each required spellcaster) Blind Sight Deliver Touch Attack [] (for required spellcaster) Evade Damage No Reach Say hello to the new wolf  |
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 3, 2007 19:15:59 GMT -6
Hell, yeah, the bat's awesome. I need lots and lots.
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 3, 2007 22:42:36 GMT -6
And your bat post is in the wrong thread...
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Post by Gir on Mar 4, 2007 12:21:35 GMT -6
and why did you call it "the new wolf"?
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 6, 2007 6:58:38 GMT -6
 Sorry, gir. I have a new Dragon-killer. I won't be buying your baby. |
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Post by Gir on Mar 6, 2007 9:44:25 GMT -6
A colossal tabby cat! OMG! I must have one!
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Post by Xombie on Mar 6, 2007 18:12:25 GMT -6
look at the eyes it has a poison attack and a acid attack
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 7, 2007 4:09:01 GMT -6
look at the eyes it has a poison attack and a acid attack That's what makes it cool! |
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Post by redshirt on Mar 7, 2007 20:05:11 GMT -6
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 7, 2007 21:40:17 GMT -6
Yeah, I saw that. Bad flashbacks, shudder.
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Post by Xombie on Mar 26, 2007 14:46:18 GMT -6
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Post by redshirt on Mar 26, 2007 16:45:46 GMT -6
Cool. Barfight!!!!!
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 27, 2007 18:06:19 GMT -6
That does look cool!
My favorite bar fight maneuver: grab the freak halfling, swing him like a club.
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Post by redshirt on Mar 27, 2007 19:06:28 GMT -6
That does look cool! My favorite bar fight maneuver: grab the freak halfling, swing him like a club. Till the Halfling fry's your brain!!! |
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Post by Ixos 2: the Sequel on Mar 28, 2007 18:14:03 GMT -6
 My brain on freak halfling? |
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Post by Xombie on Mar 28, 2007 18:17:33 GMT -6
MMMMM fried brain with runny brain yolk
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Post by Gir on Mar 29, 2007 12:28:29 GMT -6
ummm.... looks like an egg to me..  |
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, but the game was great. The time travel thing was cool, and I like killin' giants! I think I'll like killin' a drow even more. Mmm hmm.
