PSA

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Just to make sure that everyone knows how to administer CPR.

vimeo.com/11673844

[Ixos 2: the Sequel]

Thanks. This is important stuff. After watching this video as many times as I intend to watch it, I will have absolutely no problem giving CPR to hot lingerie models.

[redshirt]

I could not get that Rosetta Stone to work. It uncompressed when I copied it and it wont fit on a disk now (you have to have a disk in for it to run). Maybe a direct copy of the disk or find a way to compress it will work.

[porkchop]

www.ioffer.com/i/193499108?from_buyer=1

this is the Rosetta Stone i got

[porkchop]

while we were having our nice friendly game day...

www.poedpatriot.com/2011/02/high-school-student-hands-out.html

[redshirt]

Wow. Some people are clueless.

[Ixos 2: the Sequel]

Feb 28, 2011 9:27:32 GMT -6 porkchop said:

while we were having our nice friendly game day...

www.poedpatriot.com/2011/02/high-school-student-hands-out.html

The "sexual harassment" in question seems awfully mild to make a big deal about. And I guess since it was directed towards somebody handing out copies of the Constitution, and it was a union worker talking, well, that's why it isn't a big deal.

Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? All you'd hear about for a week (Arizona shooting a couple months ago, remember, and that guy had no political party affiliation...just sayin').

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Kevin just sent this to me and I had to post it. Sorry if it offends anyone (not likely you sick bastards).



Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says..........


"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees





Ees





Ees a ham bush....."

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it!

The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

Bacon Tree

[Ixos 2: the Sequel]

Heh.